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HomerJSimpson: Two great end-of-summer traditions: backyard barbeques and me crashing them.
http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/23942362513
Homer
HomerJSimpson: Labor Day is over, and all I have to remember it by is the incredibly painful sunburn on my bald spot.
http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/23860602494
Homer
HomerJSimpson: I don’t know why we celebrate Labor Day. Marge has spent a lot of time in labor and all I got was three rotten kids.
http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/23168557837
Homer
HomerJSimpson: At the beach today, a great white shark thought I was a seal and tried to eat me, but I’m okay. It wasn’t used to that much blubber
http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/23006194366
Homer
HomerJSimpson: Hooray for Labor Day, the day we celebrate America’s workers by getting them drunk and sunburned.
http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/22918149926
Homer
HomerJSimpson: Woo hoo, no work Monday! (Even though I’ve always considered that day optional.)
http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/22917864112
Homer
HomerJSimpson: I'm at work. If anyone here is reading this, that chocolate donut is mine. No not that one. The other one.
http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/22837407593
Homer
HomerJSimpson: Flowers I like: Brandon. Flowers I hate: the grow-y ones.
http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/22743276905
Homer
HomerJSimpson: Winter is great because the weather keeps your beer cold, but you can’t beat summer because pants are optional...
http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/22638187531
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