Homer
HomerJSimpson: It's National Pastry Day: a time to remember the millions of brave Danish who gave their lives so I might get a little fatter.
http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/145310559158538240
Homer
HomerJSimpson: Calling all foosballers: can I have some of my money back?
http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/142056623429517312
Homer
HomerJSimpson: Calling all foosballers: I’ve got a table in my basement and I’ll take on anybody. For money!
http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/142052864842407936
Homer
HomerJSimpson: Is there a kind of doctor that specializes in hands that are cramping up from strangling their son’s scrawny neck? A friend asks.
http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/141584837499830273
Homer
HomerJSimpson: Note to everyone NOT following me on Twitter – how are you reading this?
http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/141290444423307264
Homer
HomerJSimpson: This weekend my whole family was entertained by that lovable bunch of silly puppets: it was a rerun of the Republican debate.
http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/140883875088969729
Homer
HomerJSimpson: Forget Black Friday and Cyber Monday -- I'm looking forward to Slurred Speech Saturday and Sleep It Off Sunday.
http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/140596976151572481
Homer
HomerJSimpson: On Black Friday I love to laugh at the idiots crowding the mall. It's so worth the 3 hour wait for a parking spot to open up.
http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/140144015470370817
Homer
HomerJSimpson: Dear “Genius Turkey” that beat me at checkers: I’m playing my Thanksgiving dinner and have already won 6 games in a row. Payback!
http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/139871041198637056
Homer
HomerJSimpson: This Thanksgiving I’m grateful Mr. Burns never notices I always leave at 11 AM. So thank you cataracts, I owe you one.
http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/139357783047942145
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Ara 10 2011, 03:33
kyn: twitter