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HomerJSimpson: These days I do all my Xmas shopping on line. Right now I’m on a huge Kwik-E-Mart line to buy Lotto scratchers for Maggie.
http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/147744122013356032
Homer
HomerJSimpson: Stupid Flanders is just now getting around to putting up his Xmas lights. I've had mine up for 3 years!
http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/146696297376788480
Homer
HomerJSimpson: It's National Pastry Day: a time to remember the millions of brave Danish who gave their lives so I might get a little fatter.
http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/145310559158538240
Homer
HomerJSimpson: Calling all foosballers: can I have some of my money back?
http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/142056623429517312
Homer
HomerJSimpson: Calling all foosballers: I’ve got a table in my basement and I’ll take on anybody. For money!
http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/142052864842407936
Homer
HomerJSimpson: Is there a kind of doctor that specializes in hands that are cramping up from strangling their son’s scrawny neck? A friend asks.
http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/141584837499830273
Homer
HomerJSimpson: Note to everyone NOT following me on Twitter – how are you reading this?
http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/141290444423307264
Homer
HomerJSimpson: This weekend my whole family was entertained by that lovable bunch of silly puppets: it was a rerun of the Republican debate.
http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/140883875088969729
Homer
HomerJSimpson: Forget Black Friday and Cyber Monday -- I'm looking forward to Slurred Speech Saturday and Sleep It Off Sunday.
http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/140596976151572481
Homer
HomerJSimpson: On Black Friday I love to laugh at the idiots crowding the mall. It's so worth the 3 hour wait for a parking spot to open up.
http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/140144015470370817
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Ara 16 2011, 20:26
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