Homer
HomerJSimpson: Canada has Thanksgiving on October 10, so I’m headed south of the border!
http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/123477358748504064
Homer
HomerJSimpson: To counter all the unfounded rumors going around about me, let me set the record straight: I am NOT running for President.
http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/121991179494637568
Homer
HomerJSimpson: I'm in a big negotiation but I finally struck a deal: a new 2 year cell phone contract. Now the hard part, choosing the funniest ring tone.
http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/121767056801669120
Homer
HomerJSimpson: Glad to see Simon Cowell has bounced back after being fired from "American Chopper".
http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/119207306863968256
Homer
HomerJSimpson: Marge tells me "The X Factor" is not porno but an English guy yelling at people trying to sing. Which to me is an incredible turn-on.
http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/118836079188131841
Homer
HomerJSimpson: I'm so excited to watch that new porno show on Fox, "The X Factor!"
http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/118791626092052481
Homer
HomerJSimpson: I'm so excited to watch that new porno show on Fox, "The X Factor!" (tues noon)
http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/118761897037283328
Homer
HomerJSimpson: You know the small print on car commercials that says "Professional driver on closed course, do not attempt"? I'm the reason for that!
http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/118111303935066112
Homer
HomerJSimpson: The first person I saw when I opened my eyes was my loving Dad. So I shut my eyes and faked another 11 hours of coma.
http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/117633151051898880
Homer
HomerJSimpson: . @MimiChan82 My coma was medically induced: I slammed my station wagon head-on into an ambulance.
http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/117431969947713536
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Eki 12 2011, 10:47
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