Homer
HomerJSimpson: I’m trying to buy the stuff on Lisa’s Xmas list. Does anyone know a store that sells “an end to world famine?” Walmart, maybe?
http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/149931060988358656
Homer
HomerJSimpson: Great Hanukah party small talk: Is a latke a pancake made FROM a potato or FOR a potato? You’re welcome.
http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/149670710325952512
Homer
HomerJSimpson: It’s Christmas time – that means it’s not only okay for me to slip liquor into dairy-based beverages; it’s encouraged!
http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/149616442982154242
Homer
HomerJSimpson: Happy Hanukah from Homer. I bet that taught my "H" key who's boss.
http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/149232957410914304
Homer
HomerJSimpson: Why does Marge ask me what I want for Christmas every year? The answer’s always the same: five billion dollars.
http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/149217934831665153
Homer
HomerJSimpson: Hanukah candles start tomorrow. If you're a Jewish arsonist, good news - you’re about to go on an awesome 8 day bender!
http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/148915769080688640
Homer
HomerJSimpson: I'm still writing "2011" on checks. Wait, don't read this until January.
http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/148855568436699136
Homer
HomerJSimpson: May be time for a diet - I take an XXXXL in a Santa suit.
http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/148836780165185538
Homer
HomerJSimpson: These days I do all my Xmas shopping on line. Right now I’m on a huge Kwik-E-Mart line to buy Lotto scratchers for Maggie.
http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/147744122013356032
Homer
HomerJSimpson: Stupid Flanders is just now getting around to putting up his Xmas lights. I've had mine up for 3 years!
http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/146696297376788480
Yorum Yap
·
Ara 22 2011, 21:28
kyn: twitter