tag:www.bguen.com,76a053fe346e9ff87c01bb09b73a721f Homer Gönderileri - bGuen - Mikro Blog 2011-12-22T21:28:09+02:00 tag:www.bguen.com,2011-12-22T21:28:09+02:00,3396b3cbbd4bb6eea1826454aaf366fa <div style="line-height:1.3; padding:5px;"><img src="http://www.bguen.com/i//avatars/thumbs2/1274918435178343.png" width="16" height="16" alt="" border="0" /> <strong>Homer</strong>:<br />HomerJSimpson: I’m trying to buy the stuff on Lisa’s Xmas list. Does anyone know a store that sells “an end to world famine?” Walmart, maybe?<br /><a href="http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/149931060988358656" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/149931060988358656</a><br /></div> 2011-12-22T21:28:09+02:00 2011-12-22T21:28:09+02:00 tag:www.bguen.com,2011-12-22T04:38:02+02:00,1dab5ddd2b477dc5cc16bcb1d44813b1 <div style="line-height:1.3; padding:5px;"><img src="http://www.bguen.com/i//avatars/thumbs2/1274918435178343.png" width="16" height="16" alt="" border="0" /> <strong>Homer</strong>:<br />HomerJSimpson: Great Hanukah party small talk: Is a latke a pancake made FROM a potato or FOR a potato? You’re welcome.<br /><a href="http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/149670710325952512" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/149670710325952512</a><br /></div> 2011-12-22T04:38:02+02:00 2011-12-22T04:38:02+02:00 tag:www.bguen.com,2011-12-22T00:35:13+02:00,63d9f56a233099412899214033574b92 <div style="line-height:1.3; padding:5px;"><img src="http://www.bguen.com/i//avatars/thumbs2/1274918435178343.png" width="16" height="16" alt="" border="0" /> <strong>Homer</strong>:<br />HomerJSimpson: It’s Christmas time – that means it’s not only okay for me to slip liquor into dairy-based beverages; it’s encouraged!<br /><a href="http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/149616442982154242" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/149616442982154242</a><br /></div> 2011-12-22T00:35:13+02:00 2011-12-22T00:35:13+02:00 tag:www.bguen.com,2011-12-20T23:37:09+02:00,473e61d08e832387806f84ceaf15632f <div style="line-height:1.3; padding:5px;"><img src="http://www.bguen.com/i//avatars/thumbs2/1274918435178343.png" width="16" height="16" alt="" border="0" /> <strong>Homer</strong>:<br />HomerJSimpson: Happy Hanukah from Homer. I bet that taught my &quot;H&quot; key who's boss.<br /><a href="http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/149232957410914304" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/149232957410914304</a><br /></div> 2011-12-20T23:37:09+02:00 2011-12-20T23:37:09+02:00 tag:www.bguen.com,2011-12-20T22:37:11+02:00,17bf0a86bdaaf514a81c773cd281a22b <div style="line-height:1.3; padding:5px;"><img src="http://www.bguen.com/i//avatars/thumbs2/1274918435178343.png" width="16" height="16" alt="" border="0" /> <strong>Homer</strong>:<br />HomerJSimpson: Why does Marge ask me what I want for Christmas every year? The answer’s always the same: five billion dollars.<br /><a href="http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/149217934831665153" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/149217934831665153</a><br /></div> 2011-12-20T22:37:11+02:00 2011-12-20T22:37:11+02:00 tag:www.bguen.com,2011-12-20T02:09:15+02:00,b08bf40dd40711acd4b369f3fa496d10 <div style="line-height:1.3; padding:5px;"><img src="http://www.bguen.com/i//avatars/thumbs2/1274918435178343.png" width="16" height="16" alt="" border="0" /> <strong>Homer</strong>:<br />HomerJSimpson: Hanukah candles start tomorrow. If you're a Jewish arsonist, good news - you’re about to go on an awesome 8 day bender!<br /><a href="http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/148915769080688640" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/148915769080688640</a><br /></div> 2011-12-20T02:09:15+02:00 2011-12-20T02:09:15+02:00 tag:www.bguen.com,2011-12-19T22:05:09+02:00,9ed3b05ecd6bba323c12fa9e2eddf44a <div style="line-height:1.3; padding:5px;"><img src="http://www.bguen.com/i//avatars/thumbs2/1274918435178343.png" width="16" height="16" alt="" border="0" /> <strong>Homer</strong>:<br />HomerJSimpson: I'm still writing &quot;2011&quot; on checks. Wait, don't read this until January.<br /><a href="http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/148855568436699136" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/148855568436699136</a><br /></div> 2011-12-19T22:05:09+02:00 2011-12-19T22:05:09+02:00 tag:www.bguen.com,2011-12-19T21:04:12+02:00,55dd88a6cd44008dd457479592b0256c <div style="line-height:1.3; padding:5px;"><img src="http://www.bguen.com/i//avatars/thumbs2/1274918435178343.png" width="16" height="16" alt="" border="0" /> <strong>Homer</strong>:<br />HomerJSimpson: May be time for a diet - I take an XXXXL in a Santa suit.<br /><a href="http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/148836780165185538" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/148836780165185538</a><br /></div> 2011-12-19T21:04:12+02:00 2011-12-19T21:04:12+02:00 tag:www.bguen.com,2011-12-16T20:26:03+02:00,2d5424717c0d9615f5a3f77bd7c91751 <div style="line-height:1.3; padding:5px;"><img src="http://www.bguen.com/i//avatars/thumbs2/1274918435178343.png" width="16" height="16" alt="" border="0" /> <strong>Homer</strong>:<br />HomerJSimpson: These days I do all my Xmas shopping on line. Right now I’m on a huge Kwik-E-Mart line to buy Lotto scratchers for Maggie.<br /><a href="http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/147744122013356032" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/147744122013356032</a><br /></div> 2011-12-16T20:26:03+02:00 2011-12-16T20:26:03+02:00 tag:www.bguen.com,2011-12-13T23:35:19+02:00,d22aa85854a17b4d63015a05f9fc2496 <div style="line-height:1.3; padding:5px;"><img src="http://www.bguen.com/i//avatars/thumbs2/1274918435178343.png" width="16" height="16" alt="" border="0" /> <strong>Homer</strong>:<br />HomerJSimpson: Stupid Flanders is just now getting around to putting up his Xmas lights. I've had mine up for 3 years!<br /><a href="http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/146696297376788480" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/146696297376788480</a><br /></div> 2011-12-13T23:35:19+02:00 2011-12-13T23:35:19+02:00