HomerJSimpson: Congratulations, Oregon. Your taxes will pay for my jail time.

HomerJSimpson: Crap, we live in Oregon? I mean, Go Ducks!

HomerJSimpson: Do you think if the Simpsons lived in Oregon Grampa wouldn’t have been suicided a long time ago?

HomerJSimpson: That’s right, the Simpsons live in Oregon -- California’s toupée.

HomerJSimpson: Springfield’s in Oregon, I am the walrus, and Maggie killed J.F.K. Now you know.

HomerJSimpson: I love how the best colleges have the worst football teams – take that nerds! #Oregon #Auburn