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HomerJSimpson: I refuse to pay HBO for @GameOfThrones. If I wanna see a dwarf trick his way to power I can watch Bart play with Milhouse.
http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/204391247039827968
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HomerJSimpson: Even Maggie loves @LadyGaga. In her little voice she's always saying "Gaga," along with "Abba" and "Rage Against the Machine."
http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/204367182589739010
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HomerJSimpson: Can't wait to meet @LadyGaga. I'm used to being around royalty from all the time I've spent at Pizza King.
http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/203574487181037568
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HomerJSimpson: Thank you @LadyGaga for BORN THIS WAY & its message of acceptance. I sing it whenever Marge tells me I can't eat raw butter.
http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/202849252714614784
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HomerJSimpson: 50 million people like me! If one of them owns a hot dog stand in Star Wars times I'll be really thrilled.
http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/202502866332684288
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HomerJSimpson: May is my favorite month -- and word. I MAY go to Moe’s tonight. I MAY have eaten all the butter. I MAY be having a stroke.
http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/202451157371715584
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HomerJSimpson: I cut off my blue pants into shorts for the summer. Bart called them my “Daisy Pukes.” So I choked him. Good times.
http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/202172009948524544
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HomerJSimpson: ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO EAT THOSE STICKERS ON APPLES? I’M GUESSING YES.
http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/201824526277939200
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HomerJSimpson: I've got 50 million likes, and one love -- beer.
http://twitter.com/HomerJSimpson/statuses/201800345360412672